FAQ

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Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?

Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh. There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... tryouts.

It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

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How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-da!

Oh, hee-hee, aha. Ha, ooh, hee, ha-ha, ha-ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.

Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?

This town deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.

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Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

You wanna know how I got them? So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me. She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.

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I know why you choose to have your little, ahem... group-therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman.

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." and... Why so serious?

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If you're good at something, never do it for free.

I know why you choose to have your little, ahem... group-therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman.

No, no, no, I kill the bus driver.

I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

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No, no, no, I kill the bus driver

How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-da!

You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline.

Now, our operation is small but there is a lot of potential for aggressive expansion. So which of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh. There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... tryouts.

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This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." and... Why so serious?

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Oh, hee-hee, aha. Ha, ooh, hee, ha-ha, ha-ha. And I thought my jokes were bad

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next... See?

How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-da!

It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.